Some miscellany (aka I haven’t posted in a while)
It’s certainly jarring to have your morning coffee and crossword interrupted by an SUV ramming into a brick wall 30 feet from your bedroom window

In the same vein as my hypothetical dogs’ names (Tug Boat and Robert Zimmerman), I present the names of my fictional race horse (one grey, one brown), Maxwell’s Silver Hammer and Tin Roof Rusted.
I one thousands times over want to go to this.