Chris Knauer Dot Com

Haven’t posted in while, so prepare for a veritable smörgåsbord of inanity.  Let’s begin.
My new favorite Saturday morning activity, Wednesday difficulty New York Times crosswords and copious amounts of coffee.
An incomplete list of things I did not think it was possible to cut yourself on, until this morning when I proceded to do just that:  […]

My biggest disappointment: Into the Wild
Who decided Sean Penn should be allowed to direct movies? Seriously. He singlehandedly ruined what I think could have otherwise been a good movie, most of the perfomances were good (especially Kenner and Holbrook), the cinematagrophy was fantastic, but Penn’s directing was so amazingly wrongheaded that every […]

Amazing, the bolded section probably refers to me:
“After Animal Collective played Philadelphia’s Starlight Ballroom on Friday night, Sean Agnew of Philadelphia concert promoters R5 Productions received an e-mail from an angry mother of an attendee. He was kind enough to share it with us. It reads:
You should be brought up on charges for […]